Well, not actually, it's just the new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu...Jeez, I have to stop that. What I meant to say was that being home, commuting and night time parenting takes up a ton of time. Days on the road were sometimes long, but, I knew that by 7:00PM I could order dinner and catch up with my blog or get to emails. By the way I apologize if this is a bit of a borefest, but it is meant for Alex to read when he gets older.
Let's see what is going on...
Almost got killed this morning. 167 and 405 were moving along fine, but one guy was holding up the ramp because (I assume) he wanted to move directly to the carpool lane. So we all lined up in back of him and waited. Then, this dude in a Lexus is speeding up behind me and I knew it wasn't going to be good, so I turned my wheels to the side of the road and braced for the hit. (You turn you wheels so that you get pushed to the side of the road and not into the car in front of you.) Well, he saw us, last second, slammed on the brakes and screeched to a stop next to me about 5 inches from my car...
Something fun to try...If you saw "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" you remember they asked the computer for the meaning of life and the computer said "42" with no explanation. Well I have it for you.
1. Turn the palms of your hands toward you.
2. Fold your thumbs into your palm. You should have 4 fingers up on each hand.
3. On your left hand leave the finger up that would correspond with binary number 4
4. On your right hand leave the finger up that corresponds with binary number 2
5. You now know the meaning of life.
Pretty funny eh? For those binary challenged (8
421) (84
21)
Not much other big scoop happening. I won't have to settle my dad's estate for a few months yet. The new job is just great here at Precor...
OH CRAP!!! I forgot to mention. Ole fat ass is losing some weight (or at least attempting to do so) When I was going to the gym regularly and playing hockey 2 to 3 times a week, I got down to a healthy 200lbs (maybe even 199). When I played hockey alone I maintained at around 215lbs.
Now that I am a listless slug, I topped the scales at 240. I have begun a routine of diet an excercise that I hope will find me at 210 by the summer. I want to pick up a night of racquetball somewhere also. Any takers? Gabi wants me at 190, but I would settle for 210 at this point.
Scott Stevens is having his number retired tonight...a few other things that should happen tonight as well. Ray-Ray Bourque needs to show up at the game and give Scotty his 1993-1994 Norris Trophy. Ray-Ray should admit that the Norris goes to the leagues best defenseman and the mark of any good defender is his +/- which basically takes the number of times you are on the ice for a goal for and the number of times you were on for a goal against. The plus minus is that difference. The higher the number, the better. Let me present to you 1993-1994
The Winner : Ray Bourque, Played 72 Games, Scored 20 Goals, Had 71 Assists for 91 total points. His +/- ???? a very pedestrian +26. Meaning that he scored alot of goals and gave up a ton as well.
Scott Stevens : Played 83 Games, Scored 18 Goals, Had 60 Assists for a total of 78 points. His +/-??? +53. Meaning that Scott Stevens not only scored for his team, but he, kept the puck out of his own net.
Scotty got jobbed and Bourque needs to step up.
Also while were at it...Jiggy needs to drop that ridiculous Conn Smythe award off at the CAA to have it given to either John Madden, Martin Brodeur or Jamie Langenbrunner or better yet, drop that pup off in D.C. at Jeff Friesens locker.
Anyway...to Scott Stevens, the best leader in the NHL from the 90's and the first part of this decade. Thank you for everything and enjoy your retirement. You deserve it.
I will be going now...I want to keep these updates coming...I will make a better effort.